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Kids jokes

What goes up and never comes down?

Your age !

What do you always get on your birthday?

Another year older !

Why do we put candles on top of a cake?

It's too hard to put them on the bottom!

What do you call a boomerang that won't come back?

A Stick.

Did you hear about Dracula's Christmas party ?

It was a scream !

Why couldn't the skeleton go to the Birthday Party ?

He had no body to go with !

Why did the crocodile cross the road?

He was following the chicken.

Why did the wallaby cross the road?

It was the chickens day off.

Why did the dingo cross the road?

Because he was a double crosser.

What do you do with a blue monster?

Try and cheer him up.

What is big, hairy and bounces up and down?

A monster on a pogo stick.

What does a footballer and a magician have in common ?

Both do hat tricks !

Why couldn't the butterfly go to the ball ?

It was a moth ball !

Why did you hit your birthday cake with a hammer?

Because you said it was pound cake!

Why couldn't prehistoric man send birthday cards?

The stamps kept falling off the rocks!

Where do you find a birthday present for a cat?

In a cat-alogue!

What do frogs drink?

Croak-a-cola.

What is a baby's motto?

If at first you don't succeed cry, cry again !

Why are fish so smart?

Because they live in schools.

What is the longest word in the dictionary?

The word smiles - because there is a mile between each s.

What was the average age of a cave man?

Stone Age !

Knock-knock!

Who's there?
Abby!
Abby who?
Abby Birthday to you!

What do you say to a cow on her birthday?

Happy Birthday to Moo!

What do you say to a cat on her birthday?

Happy birthday to mew!

What do you give a 900 pound gorilla for his birthday?

I don't know, but you'd better hope he likes it!

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